Where’s "MY" table & chair???

This is the question most asked by all the fucking CHEAPOS & SCAVENGERS in Kent Ridge jackpot room this week!!! Hahahaha…Serves these fucking CHEAPOS & SCAVENGERS right!!!

I applaud the courageous NUSS management for taking a bold decision to remove these tables and chairs! They are the root cause of the CHEAPO mentality amongst these so-called graduates! These fuckers simply abused the privileges given to them! Some of these fucking CHEAPO jokers actually bring their troupe of friends to drink FREE COFFEE & EAT FREE FOOD!!! Kanina!!!

If you read my previous post (click : http://jackpotinsingapore.blogspot.com/2006/10/whistling-bastard.html) , you will note that there is this Whistling Bastard who drinks FREE BREWED COFFEE & READ FREE NEWSPAPER EVERYDAY at the Kent Ridge Jackpot Room!

KUDOS to the NUSS management! You are finally get things right!!!
And FUCK THESE CHEAPOS & SCAVENGERS!
GO SIT IN YOUR FUCKING BARBIE CHAIR AND CRY LIKE A BABY!!!

The Professional Scavenger

There is this guy who is a recent new addict to the Mother machine. He is rather tall and damn “hou lian” fucker. Recently saw him struck 4 mothers…Wah…Damn hou lian man – thinks he damn fucking great! Stupid fucker now is addicted and “cheong” the machine everyday! Sure die one cos he is "chasing" the machine!

I nicknamed him the professional scavenger because he will appear at the jackpot room in the morning - then leaves – then comes back again in the afternoon. Before he leaves, he will observe who are the people behind pumping which other machines. Then in the afternoon, he will “cheong” those machines!

Anyway, can’t stand his fuck face. So what if others are shorter than you – FUCK YOU!

Slippery When Wet

This Slippery When Wet (“SWW”) couple has actually migrated to Australia. You do see them once in a while in NUSS Suntec Jackpot room when they are back in Singapore. I understand that this guy is a senior retired lawyer and was pretty famous in his younger days.

Anyway, this couple loves to play Samurai, Mother and Spring Carnival! Well, the reason why I call them “Slippery When Wet” is because he always wanna play the Mother machine back in those days when the Royal Couple was pumping them. And the best part is that they dun know that 4 mothers had already been struck and they continue pumping!

Hence, to warn them, I coined the term “Slippery When Wet”! hehehehe…. On the whole, this couple are nice and honourable jackpot players!

Benz Couple Mastubating at the Machines

The old Benz Couple is extremely irritating! Saw them at the JP room today and can’t help but think that they must be masturbating looking at the machines! This fucking mother fucking couple will come into the JP room – sit in the middle and watch every player. The fucking joke is that the old fucker was ogling at this Indian Princess machine and secretly hoping that the big player loses! And guess what! The big player hits BIG and I could see this Benz Couple face turn black!

They can only now MASTUBATE thinking of how it could have been them who struck! Whahahaha!

Smelly Feet

Have you ever seen a guy who play jackpot and take off his shoes! Yes, there is this tall guy who does it in NUSS jackpot rooms! Can you beat that!!! Graduate Behavior Indeed!!!

Anyway, this guy is quite tall. Sometimes he comes with his China wife (I think she is a mainland Chinese from her accent).

Well, next time you smell something strange while playing your game, you will know who I am referring to.

By the way, he is one of those fucking bastard asshole who likes to sit in the middle of the room and observe you and “cheong” your machine after you leave!

Munster & His Wife

There is a guy who looks like Munster in NUSS Suntec Jackpot room. Hahaha. Nice soft spoken guy and he is not a big player. However, his wife is one hell of a “Maximum” type player. A few days back, she struck a big jackpot on the Samurai machines – if I am not wrong – Max credits - 5 Kings with Samurai – 1 plus 6 or 7!!!

Well, next time you see the couple, Think of MUNSTER!

Do Indians Gamble?

In all my years of frequenting the jackpot rooms around Singapore, I seldom see Indian players. If there are, they are small players.

However, there is a filthy rich Indian couple who frequents the NUSS jackpot rooms in Kent Ridge and Suntec. Well, they are friendly souls…but caveat emptor hor – cos I dun know them well enough – please make your own judgment!

Hilariously, I once saw them arguing after they lost a couple of thousands. If you do, enjoy the show!!! Hahahaha….

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