Panda Man

Have not seen Panda Man recently?

I understand that he is filthy rich via inheritance, does not need to work and spends his time feeding back his fuckup comments to the NUSS management. He would visit all 3 NUSS and then try to look for people to talk to (or complain!)

Rumour has it that this guy is “chap-sar-diam” (a.k.a. “xiao ting tong”! a.k.a. MAD!) Hahaha….

If you spot a mother fucker carrying a soft toy (usually a PANDA) in his arm and start using it to make funny "waves" at you or talk to you, you would know what I mean. Hence the people who know him nickname this fucker - “The Panda Man”.

Panda Man is one hell classic fucking son of a gun jackpot player! He would walk into the jackpot room, change $10, choose a machine, play 1 line 1 credit. If he hits 10 credit gains, he would discharge all his coins from the machine, change them back into notes and fuck off!

Can someone beat up this stupid motherfucker! Who would in his right frame of mind spends (say $3/- for parking in Suntec), wins 10 credits ($2) in 2 mins and then go off???

Is this fucker DERANGED???

I am not sure. But gossip has it that his brains are a bit “off” because he “kena” dump by a gal he loves many many years ago. Gossip also has it that he still keeps a photo of the gal in his wallet! If you have a chance to catch a glimpse, do let me know!

What a story it will be – Panda kena "fucked" by a Gal! Wahahaha….