Fuck Face

Frizzy Hair and her FUCK FACE boyfriend are frequenting NUSS Kent Ridge like nobody's business these days... Must be the World Bank/IMF happenning in Suntec resulting them in "moving" over to Kent Ridge!

Well, this FUCK FACE guy simply irritates everyone including the attendants! Have you ever seen a player change $100 into coins, then put about $10 coins into the machine, press a few times, take the coins out and then go to the counter again, change another $100 dollars and repeat the process a few times.

What the FUCK! He then have many many baskets of coins and got the kanina FUCK FACE to bring to the counter and change them back to notes! Even the attendants also TULAN with him!

How come NUSS got so many of this FUCK FACE players?

Can someone punch this FUCK FACE!!!

Yoyo Mong

Have you seen a gal that looks like Yoyo Mong (See left pic - TVB actress in Healing Hands II and other serials) in the NUSS jackpot room?

As we all know, if there is any female species in the jackpot rooms, they are your fucking scavenger-typed aunties and oldies. It is almost like an old-age home and you can hardly see a pretty girl in there.

However, I have often noticed this pretty gal with a tall fuck-up face looking guy in the jackpot room. Next time if they are around, have a look at this Yoyo Mong look-alike gal!

Talk-Cock King

There is this fucking Talk-Cock speckie guy (I think he is a remiser?) who often visits the NUSS Suntec Jackpot Room with his "sour" face wife. I guess he must be in his 50s (probably near retirement age).

This Talk-Cock King is also another one of those mother-fucking scavenger who likes to buy a Stout, sits around the middle of the room and observes his “targets”. The Royal Couple was one of his observed “target”. He would sit there (probably counting his Cock brain) how much the Royal Couple has thrown into the Thunderheart machine. Then he executes his 1 credit game hoping to hit 4-5 Mothers!

What pisses me off about this fucker is not his scavenging behaviour. Instead, he is one hell of a Talk-Cock King who irritates the other players with his stupid stories and “drumming” type of voice in the room. His “sour” face wife isn’t any better cos if she and her friends are around, they will have “Orgasmic Screams” when they strike a mere 50 credits (ie $10)!!!

Well, I often wonder whether this fucker and his wife drink COCK SOUP? Also, will COCK FLAVOURED SOUP cause a woman to have VERBAL ORGASMS?? I wonder...

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?

This Chicken Run Machine (a.k.a. Rushing Rooster) is one hell of game I love beri beri much! For your information, the AA machines have paid out over $60,000 each on two ocassions!!!

Maximum I struck for this machine was 5 Traffic Lights with Running Chicken!!! Woooo...Damn shiok! If you play the 50cents version, even more shiok when you strike any type of full house with the Running Chicken!

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road???

TO AVOID THE FUCKING CHEAPOS and SLIMY SCAVENGERS!

Teachers

I was looking at all my previous posts and suddenly recalled that I have not dealt with these Teachers (whom I mentioned in my Spring Carnival post) who are parasitic jackpot players!

Well, lets deal with them once and for all. ...

I have seen many of these teachers gaming in the jackpot rooms that I frequent! I even noticed one guy teacher borrowing money from a senior guy teacher in the NUSS Suntec jackpot room!

Well, aside from these 2 guys, the rest are all scavenger type of players - the fat and ugly aunty sort of junk!

There is also a old aunty SMU lecturer (whose bra is often loose and the strap falls to the shoulder!) frequents the NUSS jackpot rooms! She will bring her entourage of relatives (lookalike sister, mother, friend, husband) each time she comes and WALA!!!, the jackpot room becomes a hell fucking aunty joint!

Whatever these mother-fucking teachers are doing, they are indeed OPENING THE MINDS AND PREPARING OUR YOUNG FOR THE FUTURE INTEGRATED RESORTS!!! Hhahaha...Leading the Young by their Fucking Examples!

Legend of the Sphinx

Legend of the Sphnix (see left pic) is another of those mother-fucking coin-eating machine that NUSS has acquired in Kent Ridge Jackpot Room.

It is actually a copycat version of the Aristocrat's Queen of the Nile machine (see right pic) that was extremely popular in Genting Highlands years ago.

You can find Queen of the Nile in most other Clubs' jackpot rooms (eg. Safra resort in Changi) while the NUSS Kent Ridge and Suntec jackpot rooms have the "copycat" version - Legend of the Sphinx.

Personally, I find that Queen of the Nile pays better and does not "eat" so much. Gameplay is even more fun in Genting Higlands as you can play up to 9 lines maximum when 1 credit is only RM0.05!!!

As for Legend of the Sphnix "made" by Advanced Winning System's machines (who incidentally is also the same manufacturer of the "Terminator 3" machines which I mentioned in my previous posts) , it can eat you $1000-$2000 in an hour. So you better dun get "fucked" by this machine!

I have seen how some "big" players throwing in $2-3 k at one shot (playing max 25 credits) and this damn cheebye machine simply refuses to pay! So dun get "SPHNIX" by this mother-fucking machine!

Kanina Couple

This is one of the most kanina chow chee-bye scavenger couple I meet in the NUSS Kent Ridge jackpot room….. Anyway, the lady has a flat lang-gar face (cheekbone something wrong) while the man looks like those “tan-chiak” chee-bye face type of guy.

Let me tell you why this Kanina couple is irritating. The guy will observe every other player in the jackpot room. The moment a player leaves his/her machine, he will zoom in and play.

I observed this guy - He was playing the Indian Princess machine. With the corner of his eye, he was “eyeing” this other young guy who was playing the Beaver Machine to the far right. When the young guy left the Beaver machine, he “cheong” over to the Beaver machine and start to scavenge.

The young guy started playing the Dragon (a.k.a Lee Hsien Loong) machine. This mother fucker chee-bye face guy still eyed him.

When the young guy left the Dragon machine to play the Treasure Chest machine, this Kanina fucker again straightaway went over to the Dragon machine and “cheong” again.

The young guy then lost all and decided to leave. The moment he walked out of the jackpot room, our Kanina chow chee-bye guy attacked the Treasure Chest machine.

Can you beat that! I immediately laid a curse at this Kanina beast. The Lang-gar face wife also behaves like him. Indeed – BIRDS OF THE SAME FUCKING FEATHERS KANINA TOGETHER!

KANINA!!! May a thousand flies rot their pubic parts!

Chicken Fucker

This bastard is one of the most disgusting 1 line 1 credit scavenger around. He is in his mid 30s, looks fucking big and fat and got that “chi-ko-pei” look. I once heard him talking on his mobile loudly in the jackpot room about which sleazy KTV to go and squeeze breasts. Fucking asshole son of a gun. Want to squeeze KTV gals tits also no need to “hou lian” Disgusting!

Nowadays he comes to the NUSS jackpot rooms with his guy friends who look equally disgusting. One of them is also as fucking fat and ugly and is a Liverpool supporter and works with ST (I think...).

All I can say is that this SCUMBAG is a CHICKEN FUCKER!

Spider Fucker

The Spiderman slot machine has probably gone past its popularity days.

It used to be a crowd puller when they first arrived in the jackpot rooms. You can still find them at the following places:

- AA River Valley - 50 cents per credit (a hefty $7.50 per press if you play max 15 credits)
- AA Leng Kee - 20 cents per credit
- NUSS Suntec Guildhouse - 20 cents per credit

The maximum I have struck on this machine is 4 spiders during the feature games multiplied by 4. I think the Royal Couple, Early Bird and Daughter Dumpling are all ex-lovers of this machine. If I am not wrong, they have all gotten 5 fucking spiders multiplied by 4 during the feature games!

There is also an asshole semi-balding specky middle age mother-fucker who loves to play this machine as well. He would play 1 credit 2 lines, “stick” his kanina cheebye credit card in the press button and let the machine autoplay.

What a mother fucking cheebye idiot. If wanna “stick” card, play big lah. Damn “xia-sway”. No fucking class at all!

For that, I shall nicknamed him “SF” – ie.,“Spider Fucker”.

Anyway, this machine is quite an enjoyable but make sure you dun get FUCKED BY THE SPIDER or worse the SF!!!

Chopstick Sisters

If you are at NUSS jackpot rooms (usually at Kent Ridge) at about 10.30 pm, you will probably notice two elderly ladies stepping into the room! They look alike (probably twins)…that’s why I call them “Chopstick Sisters”! hahahaha….

The chopstick sisters don’t talk very much. One of them got a fuck-up “lang-gar” face look that makes me wonder whether she will eat me up! Frankly, both of them look like the props from the 7^th Month Hungry Ghost Festivals!!!

Well, these 2 elderly ladies are scavengers…the 1 credit type of player that any big player hates. So beware if you dun want to get “fucked” by them!

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The Muppets – Statler & Waldorf

Do you know that there are two Muppets in the NUSS jackpot rooms?

Remember the 2 grumpy old men often appearing on the balcony in the Muppet Show (see pic inset)…Yes!!! Dun you recognise them now!

These 2 fucking players that behave like Statlor and Waldorf often making stupid remarks whilst playing their fucking machines!

I am told that both are lawyers. They are pretty easy to recognise as one of them has a bit of a “kwai lan” look while the other has a head full of fucking white hair.

These 2 Muppets often visit the jackpot room together and make a lot of noise. Bloody irritating at times…but overall they are quite comical with their jokes!

Waldorf, the white hair one loves to play Legend of the Sphinx, Thunderheart and Spring Carnival while the “kwai lan” Statler moves around whacking machines. Gossip has it that Statler has hit big jackpot in NUSS Suntec….my sources revealed he whacked the Beaver machine and collected $10,000 jackpot or something like that.

Fucking lucky asshole!

The Early Bird

There is a wise old saying – Early bird catches the worm!

In the NUSS Suntec Jackpot room, there is this guy that comes in the moment that it is opened and leaves within 2 hours of play. Don’t know his name but he loves to play games like Flamenco (a.k.a Dancing Girl), Amazing Thai, Spiderman and Legend of the Sphinx. These are all “high credit” games and if you are on a losing streak, you can lose up to $1,500 in less than one hour.

Watch out for Mr Early Bird if you are NUSS Suntec Jackpot room at 11am. You might just see this Early Bird catching the worm! Of course if he let the worm escapes, then he is FUCKED by the scavengers for that day.

If you are female, single or MBA, maybe you can try becoming HIS WORM! hahahaha....

Dumplings

Have you ever seen a mother and daughter-in-law that look like dumplings?

Next time when you are in NUSS jackpot rooms, if you see an “ah umm” who buns up her hair together with a short fat lady who wears cheongsum - YES, FAT AND CHEONGSUM GOES TOGETHER IN THIS INSTANCE - then you will probably know why I call them The Dumplings!

The Dumplings have been around in the NUSS jackpot room for years (at least 10-15 years. I first spotted them in 1995 in Kent Ridge and subsequently Orchard CineLeisure Clubhouse. Nowadays, they frequent Suntec.

Daughter Dumpling is sort of a funny player – she talks to the machine in mandarin and hokkien. Does the machine understand? God knows! Having said that, I have seen her struck BIG before! Five Mothers on the Thunderheart Machine! Five Spider Bags on the Spiderman Machine and also Five Woods on the stupid Beaver Machine! Can you beat that?

Mother Dumpling (as compared to Daughter Dumpling) is a more aggressive player. You should see her “whack” the Spring Carnival and Samurai machines at 3 Lines 3 Credits in non stop fashion! When her basket is devoid of coins, she will shout for Daughter Dumpling to go to the counter and change coins. (Mother Dumpling has some physical difficulty - due to age- in climbing down the tall jackpot chair).

By the way, have you seen the ship series $1000 notes? If you have not, maybe you should ask the Dumplings to show you! Amazing, they come to the jackpot rooms with these ship series notes and change for coins! Wow...gambling using savings???

Overall, the Dumplings are fun people to have in the jackpot room. They (especially Daughter Dumpling) provide comic relief for the other players when she talks to the machine! Hahahaha…

Panda Man

Have not seen Panda Man recently?

I understand that he is filthy rich via inheritance, does not need to work and spends his time feeding back his fuckup comments to the NUSS management. He would visit all 3 NUSS and then try to look for people to talk to (or complain!)

Rumour has it that this guy is “chap-sar-diam” (a.k.a. “xiao ting tong”! a.k.a. MAD!) Hahaha….

If you spot a mother fucker carrying a soft toy (usually a PANDA) in his arm and start using it to make funny "waves" at you or talk to you, you would know what I mean. Hence the people who know him nickname this fucker - “The Panda Man”.

Panda Man is one hell classic fucking son of a gun jackpot player! He would walk into the jackpot room, change $10, choose a machine, play 1 line 1 credit. If he hits 10 credit gains, he would discharge all his coins from the machine, change them back into notes and fuck off!

Can someone beat up this stupid motherfucker! Who would in his right frame of mind spends (say $3/- for parking in Suntec), wins 10 credits ($2) in 2 mins and then go off???

Is this fucker DERANGED???

I am not sure. But gossip has it that his brains are a bit “off” because he “kena” dump by a gal he loves many many years ago. Gossip also has it that he still keeps a photo of the gal in his wallet! If you have a chance to catch a glimpse, do let me know!

What a story it will be – Panda kena "fucked" by a Gal! Wahahaha….

Spring Carnival & Teachers!

Here's a game sporting a colorful horse-racing theme, that will keep you placing your bets with one of our favorite bonus features: FREE GAMES!!!

Whenever you hit 3, 4 or 4 scattered “money bag” symbols, a whopping 15 free games are won. Better yet, during the free game mode, all of your wins can be multuplied up to 10 times!!! And, should you line up the “money bags” again during your free spins, you'll win even MORE FREE GAMES!!!

Not only does this create a tremendous amount of excitement, it results in some pretty hefty payouts at times. This machine is certainly alive with vibrant colors and sounds that will even ring in your ears after you leave the jackpot room!

This game can be found in most clubhouses including:

AA River Valley - 2 machines (50cents and 20cents per credit)
NUSS Suntec – 1 machine (20cents per credit)
Safra Resort (Changi) – 1 machine (20cents per credit)

By the way, I have lost interest in this machine some time ago for the simple reason – THIS FUCKING MACHINE “COCK-TEASE” YOU by having 2 money-bags for most spins!

In AA River Valley, there are not many followers of this machine. Can’t explain why… However in NUSS Suntec, the lovers include the Benz couple, Frizzy Hair and her “Friend”, the Royal Couple, Talk-Cock Remiser and many teachers!

YES I mean REAL TEACHERS. (I will write in a subsequent post on all these fucking teachers who are hard core gamblers!!!)

ARE TEACHERS SO WELL PAID NOWADAYS???

or

ARE THEY GETTING THEMSELVES READY TO EDUCATE OUR NEW GENERATION KIDS TO PREPARE FOR THE INTEGRATED RESORTS???

The Royal Couple

History has it that the Royal couple has been playing in NUSS jackpot rooms for more than 25 years…from the humble Amara Hotel Clubhouse to Orchard Cineleisure Clubhouse and then to Suntec City Clubhouse / Adam Road Clubhouse.

I first met the Royal Couple in 1995 in Orchard Cineleisure Clubhouse. In those days, the Samurai machines were extremely popular. Of course, Her Majesty will be “whacking” the Samurai while His Majesty was walloping the Thunderheart (a.k.a. “Mother Machine” – see photo inset).

It was no secret that the Royal Couple changed an average of 10 bags every day – a princely sum equivalent to $5000 a day!!! Use your fucking brains to do some simple mathematics and you will know why I propose that they should be “HONOURED” by NUSS!

GIVE THEM LIFE MEMBERSHIP! GIVE THEM 3 MEALS A DAY FREE OF CHARGE EVERYDAY! GIVE THEM ANY DAMN THING THAT THEY WANT!!!

On the flip side, curious observers like me wonder where the fuck this couple get so much money to donate to NUSS! Was it “blood” money? Was it “laundering”? Was it an inheritance that they received? Up to this day, no one can be certain of the source!

However, one thing I am 100% certain is that the Scavengers KNOW that His Majesty loves the Thunderheart machine! So without fail, in Singapore-style cheapo queuing fashion, these Scavengers (eg. Frizzy Hair and her “friend”, the “Benz” couple, the “Talk-Cock Remiser - which I will write about in another post) will be observing His Majesty like CROWS! Slowly but surely, more and more scavengers start appearing and would play 3 lines 1 credit as opposed to His Majesty’s maximum-credit style of playing. You can guess what happen next…

Surprising some 3 months ago, the Royal Couple had miraculously “disappeared” from the NUSS Jackpot scene! No one knows the exact reasons. Have they lost everything they have after 25 years of jackpotting? Did the 4 Heavenly Kings impair them psychologically at Adam Jackpot Room? Or have they move on to other clubs (NB : We all know that NUSS Jackpot payout rate is one of the worst amongst all clubs in Singapore!).

Well, whatever the reasons, the Royal Couple’s disappearance will definitely cause the NUSS balance sheet to dive southwards! Does the super-ignorant NUSS management care? Well, maybe they should send one of the high-brow committee members to have a chat with the Royal Couple! This is what I call quality service which the Club lacks!

To the Royal Couple, I have an advice in Latin for you if you guys are playing jackpot elsewhere or intend to come back to the NUSS jackpot rooms…

Hannibal ante portas! In English - it means Hannibal (ie., enemy/danger) is at the doors!

Coming - Akan Datang

There will be more stories of other jackpot players coming up! Just to give you a "heads-up", I will be covering these few personalities in my future posts:

"Chopsticks sister"
"Dumplings"
"Royal Couple"
"Spider Fucker
"Statler & Waldorf"
"Early Bird"
"Talk-Cock King"
....... and more......

Goodnite!

"Yes! Yes! Yes!"

Today, I am going to talk about this jackpot player in NUSS jackpot room whose nickname is "The YES Man"!

Well, this guy (I think) is a lawyer, semi-bald and often appears at the NUSS jackpot rooms at about 11.20pm (just when the last change of coins is about to take place at 11.30pm). He would bring a woman or 2 (I think his wife? secretary? god knows!) and then start "whacking" the machines.

I certainly find this guy strange and hilarious because when he plays, he will get so excited as the jackpot reel "brakes" - he will shout "yes! yes!...". The best of all - this guy is oblivous to the other JP players around him! I have seen other players laffing at this guy's "yes! yes! yes!" exclamation. But this lawyer is hell lot of thick skined!

Well, the next time you see a semi-bald guy in the NUSS jackpot room shouting "yes! yes", you will know what i mean! Have fun laffing at him! Certainly will make your day even if you lose money! hahahaha!!!!

Brave Boy

Left NUSS Kent Ridge as they were too many "scavengers" loitering around in the jackpot room drinking free coffee and tea! As usual, these people behaves like cheapos who can't even afford a cup of paid kopi! Guess that's why the "big" players hate to play when these "tan-chiak" scavengers are around especially in the weekends.

Anyway, I headed for AA Jackpot at River Valley Road. Wow, quite crowded! Decided to play this Stargames machine – Brave Boy.

Quite interesting gameplay. Nice music when you get 3 BRAVE BOYS and the feature starts.

Mind you! This is the one that paid out $60,000!!! And thats why I like AA jackpot rooms. The payout is much better than NUSS and since they don't place chairs and tables in the middle of the jackpot room, you don't have these "tan-chiak" fuckers irritaing you.

Brief description of the game as follows:

Base Game : All pays left to right except scatters. BRAVE BOY LOGO substitutes for all except a scatter. BRAVE BOY is a scatter.

Free Game : 3 or more scattered BRAVE BOY triggers Free Games where all wins are multiplied by between 2 and 10.

Scavenging Lesbians

I was at NUSS Kent Ridge Jackpot room today. So many scavengers!!! The Benz couple (see my previous post to find out who they are) was also there. There were also the others whom I have not given them names yet. Hahaha!!! One noticeable “couple” that was there were the “Scavenging Lesbians”! Yes!!! Two fat mother fucking creatures from FATTY land!

The Scavenging Lesbians are one hell of a couple. One of them has long hair while the other has shoulder length hair. In the early days when they started jackpotting some two years ago, they were ok. As time passes, you could see them whispering secretly to each other in the ears (probably about which machine to “whack” as they had observed how much other players had put in the machine next to them). Soon, they become an irritant to others. Once a player leaves the machine, they would “hawk-in”, play 1 line 1 credit and to the dismay of the big players hit some full house at one credit!!!

Making a nuisance of themselves, the long hair Les when losing, will often show a fucking cheebye face to the shoulder length Les. Well, we don’t know for sure that they are Les, but if they are, it would be quite a scene to see two fat lesbians fucking each other!!! Hahaha!!!

ARE THEY SUCKING EACH OTHER's BLOOD, FUCKING EACH OTHER's SOUL???

Frizzy Hair & Her "Friend"

Well, I have seen Frizzy Hair & Her "Friend" around in NUSS jackpot rooms for years. This couple can be quite an irritant to the other players as well as the jackpot attendants.

Years back when I noticed them, everyone thought that they are husband and wife. Little do we find out from the grapevine that they are not! Frizzy Hair does not look exactly good. She reminds me of Frankenstein (the woman’s version!). She also walks funnily and would in her midst of her game shouts “Friend!! Friend!! when she hits a good combination. Then her “Friend” would go over and then they start gloating over the hit (no matter how small it is! - can you beat it???)

On the other hand, “Friend” has a weird habit that irritates the jackpot attendants. He likes to change his notes into basket after basket of coins, put them in the machine, collect them out again and then change back into notes! Well, maybe for him, he thinks that his luck can improve by doing such fucking stunts! However, I don't think the attendants think that's funny. Once, I overhead one attendant cursing him Chow Chee Bye after he walks off from the counter. Hahaha!! Deserve it!

Anyway, most of the players do not like Frizzy Hair & Her "Friend" as they are “first class scavengers”. They belong to the category of jackpot players that would stalk you if they see you put a lot of money in the machine. “Friend” has this fucking bad habit of "purposely" playing the machine next to you and see how you are progressing with yours. The moment you are unsuccessful and decide to part with the machine, he hawks in!!! Fucking Irritating Scum!

Jackpot Myths

Because most players do not understand how slot machines work, whole sets of beliefs have grown over when to play a machine and when to avoid it. Little truth is in any of them.

Here's a look at some of the more pervasive slot myths:
Change machines after a big jackpot -- the machine won't be due to hit again for some time.

From a money-management standpoint, it makes sense to lock up the profits from a big hit and move on. But the machine is not "due" to turn cold. In fact, the odds against the same jackpot hitting on the next pull are the same as they were the first time.

Play a machine that has gone a long time without paying off -- it is due to hit.

Slot machines are never "due." Playing through a long losing streak all too frequently results in a longer losing streak.

4 Heavenly Kings

Stories had it that if you ever go to NUSS Adam Jackpot Room, you will surely die. I am told that there are "4 Heavenly Kings" who will go there everyday. They will be there 2-3 times a day, monitor the machines, how much you put in and then whack it at nite when everyone is gone!

Heard that there was a very big player and his wife who use to frequent there. These "heavenly kings" will ask the attendants on how much this couple puts into the machine and then dissect the monies out! The couple has since gave up playing there!

Good luck if you meet them. I call them the first class type of "Scavengers"!!!

Terminator 3 machines @ Kent Ridge!

I went to NUSS Kent Ridge Jackpot room this week.

There are 3 new machines there. One is the Dragon (or as some member called it "Lee Hsien Loong" machine), another is the Mexican Girl and the last is some stupid Treasure Chest machine.

Of the 3, I have played the Lee Hsien Loong and the Mexican Girl. I can tell you both machines suck big time. These machines manufactured by Advanced Winning Systems (an Australian company called Hitek or something like that). Mind up, they can eat and eat without paying you back! Saw one big time fucker put in a lot, play 5 lines 5 credits ($5 per press!)...then he gave up.

A chee bye mother-fucker scavenger comes into the room, put 3 line 1 credit (60 cents per press) and struck! Kanina, the other guy lan lan! Face oso like "kena lang-gar" like that...

As usual, these fucking small players screw the big players in the arseholes! In the end, the sicko club wins!

CAVEAT EMPTOR - THESE 3 MACHINES CAN "TERMINATE" YOU COMPLETELY!

Cheapo NUSS members!

My next story is dedicated to those mother-fucking NUSS members who come into the jackpot room for free makan!

You see, the stupid NUSS management committee is a BIG SUCKER! They think that by providing free supper, they can get more players to "contribute"! Little do these so-called committee members know that it has breed a group of fucking free-loaders who come to the jackpot room for free makan everynite!!!

These fuckers will come at around 9.30pm everynite and "cheong" the food as if they have not eaten for decades! Sometimes, I wish that they choke and fucking die from suffocation while eating cos they have no regard for the real JP players!

Kanina, at home never cook then go jackpot room eat free food! FUCKING DISGUSTING! And mind you, these are the so-called GRADUATES!

The old couple (aka Benz couple) I was telling you in my previous post (on scavengers) belongs to these category of chee bye jokers! Mind you, I was told by other members that they drive a Benz, have 2 kids or something like that who are architects working overseas. Kanina, got money also so fucking stingy, then come to jackpot room eat free food!

"Scavenger" Jackpot Players

Well, this post is dedicated to the "Scavenger" jackpot players!

Honestly, I hate these mother-fuckers. In hokkien, they are known as the "tan-chiak" type of scum loitering in the jackpot room looking at other players.

Once you step away from your machine, they zoom in like eagles hunting their preys!

These mother-fuckers ought to be shot in their fucking groin!!!

In the AA River Valley jackpot room, there is this old couple. The husband (I think) is a teacher cos everytime when I am there, he is always marking some papers at the rest area while her old fat fucking wife is scavenging away at every fucking machine by putting one or two coins. Fucking irritating woman!

In the NUSS jackpot room, there is another old couple who drive a benz - the "Benz couple") They would come into the jackpot room - change $10 and start playing 1 line 1 credit. While playing, their fucking roving eyes will be eyeing the player next to them! They probably hoping in their CB heart that the player throws in a lot of money and when he leaves, these CB mother fuckers will "cheong" the machine! What a fucking disgrace!

Well, I will update you with more interesting stories! Bye for now!

Why I like to play Jackpot?

People have asked what the most amount I've won in jackpot is? They continued : With all the playing I do, shouldn't I have won something bigger?

A better question, why do I continue playing if I've never won anything significant?

It's not about winning necessarily. I play for the enjoyment of the game, and if I win or lose a little bit, I'm satisfied.

In the AA and NUSS jackpot rooms, there are many gamblers who become very agitated when they lose. They take it out on the jackpot attendants...

Alamak, if everytime can win, the whole Singapore will be queueing up to play jackpot! Then why work for FUCK!!!

Opening Hours Hours - AA Jackpot Rooms

The AA Jackpot Rooms have 64 fruit machines at two locations. They are:

River Valley Jackpot Room
336 River Valley Road #02-00 AA Centre
Monday to Sunday: 10.00am to 11.00pm
Closing hours extended till 12 mid-night on Friday,Saturday and Eve of Public Holidays

Leng Kee Jackpot Room
No 2 Kung Chong Road
Monday to Sunday: 10.00am to 9.00pm

Opening Hours - NUSS Jackpot Rooms

Kent Ridge Guild House Fruit Machine Room
Operating hours
Fruit Machine Room :
11am - midnight Sunday-Thursday
11am - 2am Friday, Saturday & eve of Public Holidays



Suntec City Guild House Fruit Machine Room
Operating hours
11am - midnight Sunday-Thursday
11am - 2am Friday, Saturday & eve of Public Holidays

Adam Park Guild House Fruit Machine Room
Operating hours
11am - midnight Sunday-Thursday
11am - 2am Friday, Saturday & eve of Public Holidays

AA Jackpot Winners!

AA Jackpot rooms have a better payout than most NUSS jackpot rooms!

If you ever visit AA River Valley, you will notice a huge notice board detailing all the big payouts.

Top Five Highest Jackpot in AA:

1. Brave Boy $60,000
2. Rushin' Rooster $60,000
3. Rushin' Rooster $60,000
4. Dragon's Eye $50,012
5. Geisha $30,000

About Me!!!

I have been playing Jackpot for the last 20 years in Singapore or so. In the army days, I used to frequent the jackpot room in the then NCO Club at Beach Road (now used for Circle line MRT construction).

My favourite haunts now are :

1. Automobile Association River Valley
2. Automobile Association Leng Kee
3. NUSS Clubhouses in Suntec, Adam and Kent Ridge

Well, that's a short introduction! More to come!

If you wanna give me a nickie, call me the DAREDEVIL!!!