The Muppets – Statler & Waldorf

Do you know that there are two Muppets in the NUSS jackpot rooms?

Remember the 2 grumpy old men often appearing on the balcony in the Muppet Show (see pic inset)…Yes!!! Dun you recognise them now!

These 2 fucking players that behave like Statlor and Waldorf often making stupid remarks whilst playing their fucking machines!

I am told that both are lawyers. They are pretty easy to recognise as one of them has a bit of a “kwai lan” look while the other has a head full of fucking white hair.

These 2 Muppets often visit the jackpot room together and make a lot of noise. Bloody irritating at times…but overall they are quite comical with their jokes!

Waldorf, the white hair one loves to play Legend of the Sphinx, Thunderheart and Spring Carnival while the “kwai lan” Statler moves around whacking machines. Gossip has it that Statler has hit big jackpot in NUSS Suntec….my sources revealed he whacked the Beaver machine and collected $10,000 jackpot or something like that.

Fucking lucky asshole!